Being southern is really funny cause we’re inherently fake as hell “bless your heart” is THE shadiest sentence in the entire lexicon of americanized english
Short but sweet example of “bless his heart” in action, from comedian Henry Cho.
i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory
I want everything I touch to be branded
love yourself as much as you love your favorite character
wow I totally forgot how much I loved David Kaufman’s voice
"I would've told her...that I understand why she did what she did. I just wish she hadn't...I wish she could've learned to let things go. I guess I should too."
“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
if you have school tomorrow
In six minutes I can play the sims 4. So there is about 99% chance anything you see posted in the next few days is from a queue
RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD
my first day substitute teaching one of the teachers mistook me for a middle schooler and told me to, “get back to class”
i was 22 at the time…